web sighted!

LETS FUCKING GO I MADE THE LINK WORK!!!! it has been an uphill battle
i'm going to put some primers on the ocs i'm most unhinged about just so this box doesn't look so abhorrently squished. one day they'll all have little sections so i can make their art bigger.

Twinkish older elf with purple hair and silver eyes, looks like he would taste like blueberries if you put him in a blender. Artemidorus "Arte" Agapov-Olossëa (he/him) is a level 7 Wizard, school of Divination. His life's research is on the mechanisms of fate and how to alter it- but the more he struggles against it, the more he seems to fall into its web. Joined a doomsday cult and got his memories of his fiance destroyed because of that. Yikes.

Beautiful woman with dyed pink hair, dark eyeliner, and no blood on her hands. Sisse Fischer (she/her) is a "pizza delivery worker" who definitely doesn't have any side jobs delivering anything else. One of the greatest wildcards of the international criminal underground, matched only by her partner, Idola. Together, they could see the world burn, if they thought it would be funny enough. Historians will remember them as galpals.

Long-haired individual covered in eyes. THere's a despondency in xyr expression that's practically uniform for members of this polycule. Demetrius Krebs (xe/he) is a biostatician-turned-eldritch horror of the highest caliber. Covered in eyes and constantly hearing whispers of knowledge from beyond the realm of mortal comprehension, most of xyr days are spent delivering death omens, plotting to murder the random teen he has prophesied will inherit the power of the one who made xem this way, or starting the world's worst polycule.

Dark-haired loser in a blue cape, arguing stubbornly about something offscreen- likely his repressed homosexuality. Mage-Lieutenant Valor (he/him) of the Strenshall royal guard is a level 4 Warlock, pact of the Archfey. He traded his name to an unknown entity in exchange for the power to ensure that his life would no longer be controlled by any mortal. Funny how contracts like that always have loopholes. Insists that he is right about everything, despite his negative wisdom.

Purple tiefling with red eyes and glasses, looking way too excited about the concept of murder. Miran (he/him) is an utter freak. Gun-armed, mildly unhinged, but very polite, he hopes the world will one day understand the transendent nature of suffering. The closest thing you can be to god is a gun, and Miran is hurtling toward divinity.

Inexplicably, Axl Low from the hit series Guilty Gear is here.

Dakota isn't allowed to be here yet.

tisha is here too i'm just tired of writing bios.